Pray for My TV–I Think He’s Gay!

Posted: July 18, 2011 in family values, politics
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When I tried to hook up the cable from my television to the cable coming out of the wall, I was stunned to find that they were both “male connectors.” Two male parts trying to connect? Yikes, my tv must be gay.

Since you can’t pray away the gay for a television, I had to go to WalMart to buy a converter to establish my connection. (I need to be able to watch Fox News Channel and NASCAR.)

Too bad it’s not that easy in real life–Marcus Bachmman would have a much easier time making the logical (conservative-mandated family values) changes in the behavior of others.


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