Live Blog of New Hampshire Republican Debate–Sort Of

Posted: June 16, 2011 in 2012 election, liberal media, politics
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I didn’t get a chance to see the live broadcast of the New Hampshire Republican debate, so I’ll “live” blog about it today, via a Youtube CNN Video.

Yikes. It’s three parts, and they’re all long. The candidates are clearly pretending to be Democrats, giving long answers. I mean, how long can it take to say “Lower taxes,” “Defend our freedom,” “budget cuts,” “pro-life in all instances,” “no gay rights,””cut spending, cut spending, and cut spending (except for the military),” “Christian nation,” and “Defund Obamacare.”

I’ll keep blogging until I declare a winner and then hit the sack. Conservatives don’t stay up all night like liberals do.

9:50 p.m.: They’re off to a good start by reading the Pledge of Allegiance.

9:52: Blank screen on CNN. Must be the liberals in the control room screwing things up.

9:54: Introductory statements by candidates. Santorum has 7 kids? We know where he stands on pro-life issues, and Pawlenty really is boring. The liberal media was right for a change. I didn’t know you could doze off during at 10-second line.

9:58: Question on how to create jobs. This one is easy. LOWER TAXES AND MAKE THEM PERMANENT–way to go, Cain!! Santorum scores with DEREGULATION. Pawlenty is rambling–just say LOWER TAXES and move on. I’m going to skip ahead.

10:01: They’re talking about REPEAL DODD/FRANK. I have no idea what the Dodd/Frank bill is, but I don’t like either of them since they’re Democrats, so I agree. REPEAL.

10:06: Obamneycare. It’s a good thing that Pawlenty is so boring that no one listens to him; otherwise, people would be shocked at how he didn’t attack Romney on health care after slamming Romney just two days earlier.

10:09: We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen: Michelle Bachman! Bachman just announced that Republicans will win by sitting on a three-legged stool of “peace through strength Republicans,” “fiscal conservative republicans,” and “social conservatives.” That’s the kind of stool I want to sit on, one free of Democrats!

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